I do a flawless impression of The Predator. As soon as they make impersonating movie monsters into an Olympic sport, I’ll be golden.
I have a similar Predator impersonation. I turn invisible at college parties.
That’s a good first step. Step two: shoot the other party-goers with a shoulder-mounted laser cannon.
I can imitate an imitation of an imitation of an imitation of anything.
Jarod, you’re one UGLY motherfucker.
(Activating self-destruct countdown.)
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