Roll to see if you facepalm and, if so, how hard.
This answers an ancient question:
“How do you use lay on hands on yourself?”
^–– inspired by actual events
If you traded hats, would that make Leslie a starry knight?
Seriously, hear me out. Lend me an ear, as it were. Forgive me for being kobold but I think it would be very becoming.
If only Jarod wasn’t dragon his feet, we would’ve been dungeon here an hour ago.
Also, Love that background!
Son of a Lich, I already used all my D&D puns somewhere else.
Well you better think of more, because this is my new favorite theme.
my dad: quit quit dragon your ass and goblin up my food its bad enough that you make terrible puns
We’re on a role. I know some puns are terrible and you can’t bugbear them, but get ogre it. With us “lame jokes” is a mis-gnomer. Actually, to be honest, I’m afraid that if i keep going I’ll be bard from commenting henceforth. However, if you want more DnD puns, don’t hesitate to axe.
In all of my DnD campaigns I have never seen a Lich. There have countless other pain-in-the-ass monsters, but never a Lich. I got 99 problems but a Lich ain’t one.
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