Look for our new smoothie line! Prince of Peach! Amazing Grape! Virgin Berry! The Passion (Fruit)!
the juiceifixion is upon us
For serious, if I didn’t know I’d get my ass sued every single day I was open, I’d make that a chain in every city. That’s tasty profits right there.
After this gets off the ground, expand into wine. After all, he died for your zins.
More puns! Mooooore!
Puns about juice and Jesus? I will be a miracle if I can squeeze one out.
It’s about time someone made this cross-over. This brand would be very a-peeling, having quenched Israelite-like thirsts since 33 B.C.
I’m sure that the flavors are divine.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirits
This brings new definition to pulp-it. Jesus juice could altar drinks for ages. The second rum-ing is nigh.
I just now noticed the little you guys, and thus just realized that I was looking at a giant wall sign this whole time. WOAH.
I want to go to King of the Juice. Their flavors sound sacri-licious.
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